TobyTSA

from FAT JUDGE EP by Fat Judge

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Toby, got hired
By the TSA
They needed some-body
That wouldn’t look away
A public defender,
Turned to sexual offender,
He needed a job now,
That wouldn’t turn him away.
Went through a cavity search,
And the x ray stripper
And Toby walked right in and joined the TSA
The TSA!
Toby, got hired
By the TSA
They needed some-body
That wouldn’t even think about looking away
They told him everyone was now a suspect
And glue your eyes across the screen
Toby thought hey that’s fine!
I do this in my spare time!
I’ll be climbing up the ladders here in no time!
Toby, got hired
By, the TSA,
They needed some-body
That wouldn’t even think about looking away
Now HR had found out
That Toby was caught a predator
They saw it on a re-run
The other day, during lunch break.
They held a conference
To assess his progress
And had their minds set
On taking poor old Toby’s job away.
He begged and he pleaded
“You don’t know what it’s like
For me to get a job these days
It’s my god given right
So you can judge me,
Or sit here and berate me,
But, I’m the best at what I do
Of this I have no doubt in my mind at all”
Well, Toby got re-hired
By the TSA
They needed anybody
That wouldn’t even think about looking away
10 years later
Toby’s an old pro,
He’s head of security
Head of security at MIA
AT MIA!
AT MIA!
head of security at MIA!

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from FAT JUDGE EP, released October 17, 2011
Recorded by Jesus @misery machine

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